Mommee made'd me doos this Bwinks... don't waffed at me
Mommee made'd me enter dis contest for de animal charidy. Mommee sais I was charidy case and I shuld be mor sensitive to those who don't hav mommee and daddee to love'd them. Phank God we have'd gud mommee Brwinks! Phank God we got lots of luvs and foods and kisses.
You shud enter contest too. And get brubers to too. We can win lots of moneys for the charidy.