So yesterday we were pwaying and I gots a boo boo. Mommy is having a hissy. She keeps fowwing me awound and telling me I'm her babee and that she woves me. I know this! It's jus a widdle boo boo. Why all du fuss?? Gawd I wish she wuld leeve me awone.
And we goin to da wake today and I can't wait to get outs of here aweady.